Badsoorat Wife:
Apne Husbnd Se
Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,
Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy
Husband:
1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,
Phr
Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
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A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?
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Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)
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Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
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Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye
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A Small Tip For Lifetime:
“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)
One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.
"An idea,that can change your WIFE''
While real word was(LIFE).
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1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
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Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)
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Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
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A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
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A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
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Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.
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Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..
After hearing this, husband stood up...
Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?
Husband : To become a Sadhu !
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A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
Husband and Wife SMS
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What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Husband and Wife SMS
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Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"
Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
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