Father: Why did you get such a
low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the
day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
Exams SMS
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Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe
Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
(Exam song by Munna bhai )
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Ocean level syllabus.
Mountain level teaching.
Bucket level we study.
Mug level we answer.
Marks comes in drops.
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A last ball six
A last ball wkt
A last min goal
A last min move often wins d game.
thats why
""WE""
r stil confident that
A Last night study can win an exam:-)
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In Exams…
Students Ka Naara
Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai
Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay
Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega
Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay
(Students Ka Naara)
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May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,
Very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.
Alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck.
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Two Reasons To Give
Exam …
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours
In Self Meditation. . .
2. You Can See Your Teachers
Being Bored … Who Usually
Bore You … =P =D
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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.
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The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is.. . . . . . . typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!! :-P
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It takes
3 months for a Writer
2 months for a Doctor
1 month for a Lawyer and
Only 1 night before exam for a Student
To read a 1000 pages book
All the best!
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Anatomy of Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-Bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
All the Best!
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
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two days b4 the exam:
we refer to foreign authors
one day b4 the exam:
local authors……
on the day of exam :
v r the authors hahahaha
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Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Waah ! Waah !
Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,
Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!
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Exams ka saya hai,
Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai
Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,
Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.
Still, all the best!
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Exam k liye har book parh li maine
Faraz
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.
Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye
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Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.
1.GUNGA
2.ANDHA
3.BEHRA
INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.
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