Funny Sms Messages

Class Rooms are like Trains.

The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;

The middle are General Compartments;

And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

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Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

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I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!

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"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!

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In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.

In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

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1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad

papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?

papa: nhi beta

bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......

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Friday is like Dating;

Saturday is like Marriage;

Sunday is like Honeymoon;

And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!

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What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with,

'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!

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''A real experience of life,

when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...

You lose your importanc in their life..!!

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Just Imagine Life

Without BOYz

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Road Silent

Collages Empty

Police At Rest

All Mobile Companies In

Loss

No Sms

No Gifts

No Alcohol

No Bikes

No Crime

No Couples

Which Means World

DependsOn US...!!!

Boyz Rocks

Hahahahahaha.

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Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?

Teacher: I never called you.

Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!

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Next generation Kindergarten poem:

Chatting Chatting?

Yes Papa!

Girlfriend setting?

No Papa!

Telling lies?

No Papa!

Open your Whatsapp.

Ha ha ha...

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A husband once complained

Dear Google,

Please stop behaving like my wife…

Will you please allow me to complete

the whole sentence before you start…?

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ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost

mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey

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jarsi landy di payi aaa.

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I m on a light diet:

I eat in daylight

I eat in moonlight

And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

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Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get

Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.,

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But Reply Me First.

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Light hay. . .*

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Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.

Q K

Her cheez

Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .*

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Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz

Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy

(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)

.,Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan

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Puttar: Aba fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. .*

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