Husband and Wife SMS Messages

<div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Badsoorat Wife:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Apne Husbnd Se</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Phr</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A husband once complained</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Dear Google,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Please stop behaving like my wife…</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Will you please allow me to complete</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">the whole sentence before you start…?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">'n Make Food Myself For A Month,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">What Will You Pay Me..?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Kisi ne pocha kese jala?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Admi bola:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">chorrne station gaya tha khushi</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">main train ka Engine choom liye</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Kisi ne pocha kese jala?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Admi bola:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">chorrne station gaya tha khushi</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">main train ka Engine choom liye</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A Small Tip For Lifetime:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">“Try To Present Yourself That</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">You Are HAPPY,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Slowly It Becomes</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Your Habit</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">&</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Finally It Becomes</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Your Character.”</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">:)</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">One million copies of a new book sold</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">"An idea,that can change your WIFE''</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">While real word was(LIFE).</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Bv boli woh kesay.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Sohahr bola .</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">That u were sending me</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Jewelery and clothes!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband: yeah, I saw</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">your dad paying the bill !!!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">To aurton ko kya milay ga?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A famous inspirational speaker said:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Audience was in shock and silence..</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">He added: "she was my mother"</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A big round of applause & laughter!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband: Air kaash tum</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">aisi ringtone hoti jise</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">main har hafte badal sakta.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu..</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">After hearing this, husband stood up...</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife : What happened to you, where are you going?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband : To become a Sadhu !</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A husband is someone who,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">after taking the trash out,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">gives the impression</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">he just cleaned the whole house.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband and Wife SMS</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">&</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">the other ensures U Continue to do so.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband:u will never succeed</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">in making that dog obey u!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">I had a lot of trouble with u at first.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">That u were sending me</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Jewelery and clothes!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband: yeah, I saw</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">your dad paying the bill !!!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband and Wife SMS</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Aap 100 main</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">say aik hain!"</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div>

Husband and Wife SMS Messages

Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,...

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