Exams SMS Messages

<div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Father: Why did you get such a</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">low score in that exam?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Son: Absence!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Father: You were absent on the</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">day of the exam?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exams SMS</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">EXam’s song by Munna bhai:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">“Chanda Mama so Gaye,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Student sarey jage.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Dekho pakdo yaron,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ek pariksha khatam,to duji</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">shuru ho gayi MAAMU.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">(Exam song by Munna bhai )</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ocean level syllabus.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Mountain level teaching.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Bucket level we study.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Mug level we answer.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Marks comes in drops.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A last ball six</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A last ball wkt</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A last min goal</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A last min move often wins d game.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">thats why</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">""WE""</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">r stil confident that</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">A Last night study can win an exam:-)</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">In Exams…</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Students Ka Naara</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hai</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ye Baazi Tum Hi Haaro Gay</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Har Jaib Se Pharra Niklega</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Tum Kitne Pharre Pharo Gay</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">(Students Ka Naara)</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">May ur exams be like the pieces of chocolate cake,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Very easy and satisfying and tasting morvelous.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Alot of love for a nice person and wish u good luck.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Two Reasons To Give</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exam …</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">1. You Can Spend 3 Hours</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">In Self Meditation. . .</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">2. You Can See Your Teachers</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Being Bored … Who Usually</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Bore You … =P =D</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is.. . . . . . . typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!! :-P</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">It takes</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">3 months for a Writer</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">2 months for a Doctor</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">1 month for a Lawyer and</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Only 1 night before exam for a Student</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">To read a 1000 pages book</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">All the best!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Anatomy of Exams</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exams-Kalyug</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exminer-Bhoot</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Question Papr-Paheli</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Marks-Asambhav</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Cheating-Aksar</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Result-Sadma</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">All the Best!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exams ka saya hai,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Still, all the best!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">two days b4 the exam:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">we refer to foreign authors</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">one day b4 the exam:</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">local authors……</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">on the day of exam :</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">v r the authors hahahaha</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Waah ! Waah !</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Mountain Dew peene se ur jata hai fear,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exams is near and our basic concepts r not clear…!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exams ka saya hai,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lao,</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Still, all the best!</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Exam k liye har book parh li maine</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Faraz</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Dua hai FACEBOOK se bhe koi sawal aa jaye</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">Q. PEPAL K PED SE AGR 1 AAMB GIRA TO SABSE PHELE KON UTHAYE GA.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">1.GUNGA</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">2.ANDHA</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">3.BEHRA</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">INTALIGANT HO TO JAWAB BHEJO.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: red;">----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div>

Exams SMS Messages

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were absent on the day of the exam? Son: No but ...

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