Funny Sms Messages

<div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><img src="//img2.blogblog.com/img/video_object.png" style="background-color: #b2b2b2; " class="BLOGGER-object-element tr_noresize tr_placeholder" id="ieooui" data-original-id="ieooui" /> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} </style> <![endif]--> </div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Class Rooms are like Trains.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">The middle are General Compartments;</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">In </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">USA</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">, </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Edison</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">'s birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">In </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Pakistan</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">papa: nhi beta</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Friday is like Dating;</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Saturday is like Marriage;</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Sunday is like Honeymoon;</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">What is the height of Flirting?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">When your love letter starts with,</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">''A real experience of life,</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">You lose your importanc in their life..!!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Just Imagine Life</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Without BOYz</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Road Silent</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Collages Empty</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Police At Rest</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">All Mobile Companies In</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Loss</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Sms</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Gifts</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Alcohol</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Bikes</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Crime</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Couples</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Which Means World</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">DependsOn </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">US</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">...!!!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Boyz Rocks</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Hahahahahaha.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Teacher: I never called you.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Next generation Kindergarten poem:</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Chatting Chatting?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Yes Papa!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Girlfriend setting?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Papa!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Telling lies?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">No Papa!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Open your Whatsapp.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Ha ha ha...</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">A husband once complained</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Dear Google,</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Please stop behaving like my wife…</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Will you please allow me to complete</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">the whole sentence before you start…?</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; 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mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.....</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">jarsi landy di payi aaa.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">I m on a light diet:</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">I eat in daylight</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">I eat in moonlight</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.,</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">But Reply Me First.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Light hay. . .*</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Q K</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Her cheez</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .*</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAz</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Jaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.,Mrasi: Putra menu uthay dafnai jithay har welay loki aanday janday sallam karan</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">.</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Puttar: </span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">Aba</span><span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;"> fer G.T.Road te naa dafna dye qabar di qabar te jamp da jamp. .*</span></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <br /></div> <div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none; text-align: center; text-autospace: none;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10.0pt;">---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div>

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